just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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