Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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