yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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