If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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