We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he puts the penis in happiness.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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