What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
That was before I lit my hair on fire
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
