You're completely useless in the revolution.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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