sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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