if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
sex in a hospital.. check
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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