are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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