Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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