Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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