The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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