she looked like the before picture.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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