my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
