Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
We're too hungover to prance.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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