Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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