Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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