I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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