just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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