We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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