i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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