Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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