thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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