Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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