its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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