Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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