there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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