He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I got inside last night via doggy door
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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