Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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