Just fell off a train. Bad.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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