so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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