I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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