I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
