Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Randomize
