Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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