New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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