we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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