somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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