Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Holy shit dude........stairs
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