if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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