Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
All the doctor said was why
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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