Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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