I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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