I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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