Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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