38 yer olds are good kisserssss
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
How external is "for external use only"?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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