Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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