i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Your tits are I can't wait for
i think my mom watched the whole time
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Life is so much better after having sex.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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