forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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