i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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