Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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