if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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