He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I didn't notice because vodka
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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